Jesus is coming.. Look BUSY!!

So apparently the "devout believers" only have a couple of days left on this third rock from the sun. What does that mean for the people that are not "taken home"? I think it's time for a list to help the rest of the world come to grips with the mass exodus that is supposed to happen on 5-21-2011.

What can the people "left behind" expect to deal with once the event happens?
5-21-2011 after 6pm:

1. less traffic on the road
2. shorter lines at the amusement parks
3. more parking spots at the mall/amusement park/etc.
4. black friday will become "glad to see you're still here" friday
5. more food for everyone
6. affordable housing??
7. more gas = lower gas prices!
8. no more religious busy bodies telling you how to live your life
9. less people knocking on your door in an attempt to share the word
10. MORE JOB OPENINGS!!

On 5-22-2011 I will enjoy hearing the doom-sayers attempting to give a reason why it didn't happen. The person that started this was wrong before. I am guessing bible math is harder than it looks.

Anyway, I know what I'm doing that day.. doing the same thing as last Saturday; enjoying the day.
If it does really happen I will miss those of you that are "taken home" but at least you'll be in a better place.. or will you?